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American Rugby is the American light form of Rugby, where the professional players still got their own teeth and skull. The sport is also known as American Football, as a misleading name, which serves the purpose of appearing tougher then "Real Football", since the comparing against "Real Rugby" just will put the sport in the shadow. |
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Answer of life, the universe and everything |
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To argue on the Internet is like Special Olympics. If you win, then you’re still a retard. |
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The medium you can use to blame your screwed love life on giant balls of burning hydrogen halfway across the universe, instead of stopping dating losers. |
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Baseball is an American upgrade of cricket, but still boring to watch. Pretty fun to play though! |
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Big Bang is the Theory about that in the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. |
The Butterfly Effect is the poetic explanation about that everything that happens will affect the big pig picture over time. (As we wouldn’t know that for a fact from before)
But for those who need an example, and one they can relate too better then the butterfly/hurricane:
Football scenario: 22 pairs of legs (that's 44 legs, maths and legs fans!*) influence the euphoria of a nation, influence that nation's road traffic patterns, influence the number of people who die on the roads that evening. It is totally rational to conclude therefore that a single game of football raises the number of parallel universes out there to the power of millions and billions. |
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Chaos is the term used by people who does not manage to see the order in the system. |
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Communism is an interesting disillusioned theory and system of social and political organization that aims for equality and collective structure, but it does not work in practise in the world we know today. |
Open your phone message statistics and read off the total number of messages sent/received. Divide the number received by the number sent.
2.50 or higher: you're hypercool; you can get away with little effort.
1.50 to 2.49: you're cool.
1.00 to 1.49: you're fairly popular.
0.50 to 0.99: you're a borderline scab to society.
0.25 to 0.49: you're lonesome and you live through others (not cool).
0.11 to 0.24: you're clearly desperate for attention, quite possibly as the result of a failed relationship.
0.10 or lower: you need to lock your keypad more often. |
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Football is the sport where you use your foot to control a ball. Hence; the words "Foot" and "Ball". Must not be confused with American Rugby! |
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The helmet is mainly used for avoiding crushing your scull while you are doing brainless scull crushing activities you should have avoided in the first place. |
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The real reason why you never find a pair of socks after you take them out of the laundering machine, and the reason why your car keys never lays on the place were you put them. |
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Human body’s biggest flaw |
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The human body's biggest flaw is that you can be thirsty at the same time you have to pee. |
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IQ is a numeric way of trying to measure the abilities of logic thinking and problem solving. Often mistaken for intelligent! |
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Academic professionals who write things in chalk on blackboards - ostensibly to make you learn things - but who have an uncanny ability to stand right in front of the board, obscuring your view and making it absolutely impossible to copy anything down. This way of teaching is also extremely ineffective and old fashion, but is still used by incompetent academic professionals who think copying from them is more instructive then just copying directly from a book. This again is ironic, since from the book you can at least see the letters. |
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Madness is sometimes the quiet little voice in the end of the day saying,
“Hey, is there room in your head for one more?” |
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McDonald’s is the biggest producer of toys in the world, and still do they call themselves a fast-food chain when they don’t even produce food. |
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Life is like a beanstalk, isn’t it? |
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Eating pizza can be compared with having sex. When it is good, then it is really good, and when it’s bad, then it is still pretty good. |
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