Reptile
“The man who never alters his opinion is like,
standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind”

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24 Nov 2011 Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude.
11 Nov 2011 No, it wasn't my dyslexia... The elephant was unimportant, and therefore it was irrelephant.
29 Sep 2011 Maybe I should spend a year dead for tax reasons? Could probably be very relaxing too... Hmmmmmmmm....... :)
28 Sep 2011 What's the difference between Carlos Tévez and a tramp? £150k a week. What's the similarity? They both refuse to get off the bench. #Tévez
27 Sep 2011 If I knew what it was I'm doing, it would not be called research, would it?
27 Sep 2011 Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
26 Sep 2011 I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it.
25 Sep 2011 Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable, or was I miserable because I listen to pop music?
23 Sep 2011 20 years, on the day today! #Nevermind #Nirvana
23 Sep 2011 Frogs have it easy, they can eat what bugs them...
21 Sep 2011 What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?
15 Sep 2011 Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.
14 Sep 2011 Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be bastards, (like mine). My other friends, of course... Not you! ;)
12 Sep 2011 Hvordan har plommen det i egget, sånn egentlig???
10 Sep 2011 Freaking cold, but freaking awesome yesterday. Paying by catching the flu though... #Vallhall #GyldneTider #Sparebank1NordNorge
8 Sep 2011 A yawn may not be polite, but at least it is an honest opinion. “I warn you, if you bore me, I shall take my revenge.”
7 Sep 2011 At least I have the modesty to admit that lack of modesty is one of my failings.
4 Sep 2011 I'm so busy doing nothing that I cant do anything else... But that's the recipe for a perfect weekend.
31 Aug 2011 Home Sweet Home... :)
30 Aug 2011 On my way back to the reality again. :( But it got some perks... :D
30 Aug 2011 Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. #compromise
29 Aug 2011 Turkish Delight! Mmmmmmmmmm =) Delightful :)))
26 Aug 2011 With focus, dedication and steroids, men can achieve impossible dreams. Like breaking a world record. Or growing their own breasts.
21 Aug 2011 When the going gets tough, the tough get going. The smart left a long time ago.
17 Aug 2011 Romservice and watermelon :)