“The man who never alters his opinion is like,
standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind”
standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind”
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Klout
17 May 2012 | 11:00 pm
Follow my Tweets
30 Mar 2012
Due to management cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel will now be switched off.
29 Mar 2012
Statistics say that 1 in 4 people are insane, so take a look at your 3 best friends and if they are all OK, its you..
#ToThinkAbout
27 Mar 2012
We're never going to be as young as we are tonight
27 Mar 2012
Seldom Wrong, Never in Doubt
19 Mar 2012
If confusion is the first step to knowledge, I must be a genius
15 Mar 2012
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?
#chocolate
24 Nov 2011
Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude.
11 Nov 2011
No, it wasn't my dyslexia... The elephant was unimportant, and therefore it was irrelephant.
29 Sep 2011
Maybe I should spend a year dead for tax reasons?
Could probably be very relaxing too...
Hmmmmmmmm....... :)
28 Sep 2011
What's the difference between Carlos Tévez and a tramp? £150k a week. What's the similarity? They both refuse to get off the bench.
#Tévez
27 Sep 2011
If I knew what it was I'm doing, it would not be called research, would it?
27 Sep 2011
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
26 Sep 2011
I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it.
25 Sep 2011
Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable, or was I miserable because I listen to pop music?
23 Sep 2011
20 years, on the day today!
#Nevermind #Nirvana
23 Sep 2011
Frogs have it easy, they can eat what bugs them...
21 Sep 2011
What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?
15 Sep 2011
Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.
14 Sep 2011
Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be bastards,
(like mine).
My other friends, of course... Not you! ;)
12 Sep 2011
Hvordan har plommen det i egget, sånn egentlig???
10 Sep 2011
Freaking cold, but freaking awesome yesterday. Paying by catching the flu though...
#Vallhall #GyldneTider #Sparebank1NordNorge
8 Sep 2011
A yawn may not be polite, but at least it is an honest opinion.
“I warn you, if you bore me, I shall take my revenge.”
7 Sep 2011
At least I have the modesty to admit that lack of modesty is one of my failings.
4 Sep 2011
I'm so busy doing nothing that I cant do anything else...
But that's the recipe for a perfect weekend.
